TIGER “THE BOINKER” WOODS IS GOING TO SPEAK…………SORT OF!!!!

On Friday, Woods is going to Speak with a Handpicked group of his Buddies. But no questions will be allowed to be asked by any Outsiders because there won’t be Any!!!!!

HEY WOODS, I GOT AN IDEA…………….STAY HOME AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!! NOBODY’S GOING TO BUY YOUR APOLOGETIC SOB STORY WITH YOUR VIOLIN STRING’D ADDICTION TO SEX BULLSHIT!!! SO DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND JUST PLAY GOLF WITH YOUR WII AND STAY OFF THE LYNX!!!!!

YOU ADVERTISED YOURSELF AS A SELF RITEOUS, NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG, PERFECT GUY, AND YOU WERE NOT, SO NOW SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF BEING A REAL LIVE SCUMBAG!!! AND HOPEFULLY WE WON’T SEE YOU PULL OUT THE OLD RACE CARD!!!

 IT WAS NICE WATCHING YOU PLAY, BUT NOW IT’S TIME TO MOVE ON………..YOU WILL BE THE GUY THAT IF YOU DO GO BACK ON THE TOUR, EVERYONE WILL BE CHANGING THE CHANNEL, BECAUSE QUITE FRANKLY, NO ONE WANTS TO BE BOTHERED. IT IS ACTUALLY AN INSULT TO THE PUBLIC TO SET UP A PHONY PRESS CONFERENCE ON FRIDAY. YOU WERE A PHONY PIECE OF SHIT BEFORE, AND YOU CONTINUE TO BE A PHONY PIECE OF SHIT, BECAUSE THIS QUASI PRESS CONFERENCE IS A FARCE!!!!

I GOT ANOTHER IDEA, WHY DON’T YOU SHOW US THE PICS OF WHAT YOUR FACE LOOKED LIKE AFTER ELIN “THE SLAMMER” NORDEGREN SMASHED THE CRAP OUT OF IT!!! NOW THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING. I GUESS IT TOOK THIS LONG FOR YOUR FACE TO HEAL BEFORE YOU WERE ABLE TO FACE THE PUBLIC. IN ADDITION, YOUR HANDLERS PROBABLY TOLD YOU TO SEEK THE BS ADDICTION ROUTE, GET HELP, FINISH THE PROGRAM, PAY OFF YOUR FUCKING WIFE SO SHE MAKES BELIEVE SHE WILL BE STAYING WITH YOU, AND THEN GO OUT IN FRONT OF THE PUBLIC, AND GIVE THEM THE OLD SOB STORY OF APOLOGIES, ADDICTIONS, AND WHATEVER OTHER BULLSHIT YOU CAN SHOVE DOWN THE PUBLIC’S THROATS!!

I CAN HEAR THE VIOLIN STRINGS ALREADY!!!!

WHHAAA, WHHAAA, WHHAAA……………………………………………

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17 Comments on “TIGER “THE BOINKER” WOODS IS GOING TO SPEAK…………SORT OF!!!!”

  1. michellefrommadison Says:

    Tiger doesn’t need to explain anything to anyone, maybe the media should be covering aspects of his tramp-wife instead.

  2. transparnc Says:

    Hi Michelle,
    Do tell!!
    She is Guilty of being an Iceburg in Bed, as was said by someone close to the Family.
    She is Guilty of Domestic Violence and should have been arrested on that Thursday Night.
    And she is Probably Guilty of being a Gold Digger when she married Woods. She was a nanny looking for a Sugar Daddy. Which would explain her Frigidness in Bed after she Gave Birth, and locked in her Goldmine.
    With that being siad, I believe Woods is an Asshole and a Bullshit Artist and a Pompus Asshole on the PGA Tour, as most of the Players would attest to.
    He got paid Hundreds of Millions of Dollars because he Portrayed himself as a Role Model. I say “Go fuck around. Who gives a Shit, But You will be Under the Spotllight if you Fuck Up,” which he did.
    Tiger “The Boinker” Woods has toTake the Good with the Bad. Tough Shit for him!!

  3. michellefrommadison Says:

    He was never hired by anyone to be a role-model contrary to your claim. He was only hired as a spokesperson, the error is on the part of the hiring agency, not Tiger, no matter how much opponents try to twist the story. I agree with you that Tiger should not change his behavior in the slightest. He earned himself that right. Bravo Tiger, and follow-through on your intended lawsuits against those media-heads that have defamed you because that is a criminal act, not your banging broads that offer up themselves to you.

  4. transparnc Says:

    I said he can go fuck around all he wants to, but suffer the consequences, wherever the cards may fall.
    And he did tout himself as a Role Model. He has Kid Foundations etc. and if he wants to have thgat type of status, then he sure better behace correctly. If not, then Suffer the Consequences.
    No one Defamed The Boinker except himself.
    Hopefully the Sponsers do not hire this Asshiole Back again.

    • michellefrommadison Says:

      But, the sponsors will hire him and the women will follow him too, and he will likely boink tons of them just to live up to the image of a role model that he is. He earned it and deserves it. Great job Tiger, boink away!

  5. transparnc Says:

    I got a job for The Boinker……………..
    He can be the New Energizer Battery Mascott…………..
    He just keeps Boinking away………………….
    BOINK…….BOINK………..BOINK………BOINK!!!!!

  6. transparnc Says:

    Your Absolutely right Michelle…………….
    But The Boinker is in Therapy for Sex Addition aka A made up term by the shrinks of Society so they can get Rich off of these poor schmucks. And then the Drug Companies can get Rich by selling these “Sex Addicts” anti-compulsive drugs…….And the BULLSHIT CONTINUES!!!!!
    At least the shrinks give them an excuse to tell their Wives and Girlfriends.
    What a Fucking Croc of Shit, this Sex Addictioin Excuse is. I drink a lot of Water…….I must have a Water Addiction.
    If you like to Fuck, Fuck away………..What the Fuck……
    It’s No Addiction…….It’s called Enjoying Fucking!!!!!

  7. michellefrommadison Says:

    No, it’s not a made up term as you claim. It is actually used by educated people familiar with the study of Psychology.

  8. transparnc Says:

    It’s a Term made up by these “Educated Shrinks”…………..
    Anything can be classified as an “Addiction” if it affects your Life in a Negative way, or if it wants to be used as an “Excuse.”
    “Sex Addiction” is just the Flavor of the Day………..
    Sex is Sex….Everyone (almost) enjoys Sex.
    As long as it can be “Classified” by “Professional Shrinks” as such, it can be used as an Excuse, so the wives and girlfriends can be Sold a Sack of Shit, and Find an Excuse for why their men cheated on them. For example, the woman can say it wasn’t her fault or that her man has a Sickness which has been Medically Approved.
    Give me a Fucking break!!!

    • michellefrommadison Says:

      You don’t have to sell me on the fact that you likely do not possess a degree in Psychology, you proved it to me already. I would suggest to you, with all due respects, to just deal with the facts of this case, and not your incorrect analogy of the case. I see you still haven’t yet mentioned the first wrong-doer in the case; his tramppy wife.

  9. transparnc Says:

    You think that because a Shrink has a Piece of Paper, that he or she does not manipulate the system to profit from the demise of others.
    I don’t have a Degree in Political Science either. Does that mean that I don’t know when a Poitician is Full of Shit????
    If you think a Piece of Paper Always means something, you got a lot to learn………..with all due respect….of course.

  10. michellefrommadison Says:

    Psychologist do not manipulate the system, in general, as you so incorrectly claim. You don’t have a degree? Who would have thought? But, thanks for proving my points anyways. Because of your lack of a confirmed higher education, you likely would be more fallible to your own errors about Politics, or any other subject for the matter. Your hatred of Knowledge happens to be something you still can get some help on. I would suggest that you not continue to allow the facts to continue to scare you so much, they are only facts.

    • transparnc Says:

      I had thought that you had a resemblance of self thought, but instead you have proved that you are part of the “Sheep” mentality. No surprise as you are probably in the Majority.
      Now back to the Topic at hand, and try to stay on track, instead of being a conduit for those who would wish to assimulate the rest of us thru propaganda.

      • michellefrommadison Says:

        Facts, by definition is not propaganda as you claim. But, facts do scare the uninformed……… unfortunately. 😦

  11. transparnc Says:

    It appears that you have an issue with yourself. Considering you are way off topic, regarding any future posts, stay on topic.

    • michellefrommadison Says:

      How can answering or clarifying your confusion be off-topic? But, anyways, Tiger is a hero to many married men around the world for doing what he’s done. As far as speaking again to the press, I do not believe he owes the press or the public anything, and he should just stay with his plans to sue the media-heads that have defamed his image. Cha-ching! 🙂


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