Posted tagged ‘Circus’

HP CUSTOMER SERVICE IS A SHAM!!!!

February 3, 2010

I wrote about my HP Experience in another Post, BUT I want to Update the situation in another Post.

I sent an Email to The Board Of Directors of HP to ESCALATE the Problems I was having with the HP “Customer Resolution Team.”

I received an automated response that i would receive a response shortly. 4 days later I received a callback from the same Asshole that I was complaining about. This Asshole, Linda aka Lisa said that she read my email to the Board of Directors and that the decision stands. $325 to fix the problem…………WTF, I send an email to the board of directors and the same ASSHOLE CALLS ME BACK. Either the Board of Directors consists of a bunch of CLOWNS, or HP’s system to handle Customer Service issues is broken…..

I called back and spoke to a Different CLOWN, named Eric. He said Lisa will call me Back. I said, “you mean Linda?” He said “No, Lisa.”  So now Linda is Lisa. I asked this asshole eric why there are 2 names for the same person? This asshole eric said “Ummm, she may have been using her Middle name.” Wtf!!!! Not only is HP Customer resolution a Bunch of Clowns. They also go by alias’. Eric or whatever his name is said that his department had the last say, and I cannot go any higher with my complaint. HE GAVE ME A NUMBER TO CALL WHICH WOULD SEND ME BACK TO THIS ASSHOLES DEPARTMENT. THEASE ASSHOLES THINK THIS IS ALL A JOKE AND ARE THE BIGGEST ASSHOLES I HAVE EVER DEALT WITH.

HP has some SCAM going, and I recommend that NO ONE PURCHASE ANY HP DEVICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I will go further with this. BEWARE THAT HP CUSTOMER SERVICE IS A SHAM!!!!!!! THE CUSTOMER SERVICE CONSISTS OF A BUNCH OF RUDE, SARCASTIC ASSHOLES!!! IF THEY WERE IN A BRICK AND MORTER STORE, AND ACCESSIBLE TO THEIR CUSTOMERS IN PERSON, THEY WOULD HAVE A DIFFERENT TUNE.

DO NOT BUY HP PRODUCTS OR YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH A circus if you need customer support. THERE IS NONE!!!!

The Customer resolutions Team consist of a Bunch of Clowns!!!!! Sarcastic, Rude, No Concern, No Info, etc. These Assholes should be brought out on the carpet for their actions and FUCKING FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!

Frank Urban Zoeller, Jr., I Hope You Get A Little Satisfaction From Tiger Wood’s Downfall

December 9, 2009

Fuzzy Zoeller got kicked off the PGA Tour because of a statement he made at the 1997 Masters Tournament, regarding what the winner, Tiger “Boinker’ Woods, may choose for the Awards Dinner.

See HERE

Fuzzy was a Humorous guy on the Tour and always cracked jokes. Because of the BULLSHIT Political Correctness that is Rampant in this Country, and will be around for a Long Time to come, The Almighty PGA Officials gave Fuzzy the Boot!!!!

Well, to the PGA Officials, maybe you should give Tiger Woods the Boot if you want to Judge a Man Ethically. Fuzzy is 100 times the Man Woods ever was, or will ever be. Because of  One Fucking Sentence that Fuzzy said, which btw, was said jokingly, you Idiots ruined his Career. Because Woods was better for golf financially, you gave Fuzzy the Boot because he was “expendable.”

Well to the PGA, I say this. If you want to keep Ethical Standards High on the Tour, Kick Tiger Woods off of it. If you want to hold your Players to a High Level of Ethical Standards, as you held Fuzzy to, then Kick Tiger Woods off the Tour. What’s good for the Goose, is Good for the Gander. If you don’t want to lower your Standards as some Sports Venues have, such as Baseball with its Steroids Fiasco, and Illegitimate Records Fiasco, then Kick Tiger Woods off the Tour. Or maybe even better, Bring Fuzzy Back, but I doubt that even Fuzzy would want to be associated with you Bumpkins!!!!!!!

Hey, Fuzzy, I hope this Tiger Woods Circus Show is at least bringing a Smile to your Face!!!!  Com’on, just a Little One???