Posted tagged ‘Elin Nordegren’

WAS THE TIGER WOODS COMMERCIAL ONE BIG MANIPULATION TO GET ELIN BACK?????

April 18, 2010

Tiger Woods had that Asshole Commercial Airing on the Golf Channel, ESPN, etc. I mentioned in an earlier Blog that the Commercial was most likely for his wife to see, to gain sympathy. I also said that Elin ‘The Slammer’ Nordegren would not be phased by this Commercial of Wood’s Father speaking to him. I thought that the Commercial was a Manipulation to get The Slammer to Cry, and get her to love him again, and feel sorry for him. I said that it would not work.

Apparently I was wrong regarding one thing and correct regarding another……..

1) Elin Nordegren was very close to Earl, Tiger Wood’s Father. They had an Excellent relationship with each other, and Elin could talk to Earl about anything. It is said that Earl was like a second Father to Elin. It is said that Elin had tears running down her face when she watched the Commercial, because she Missed Earl so much.

2) I was correct that the Commercial was One Big Manipulation on the part of Tiger Wood’s to get his Wife Elin Back, and to hit her right in the Heart, hr Emotional Heart, because he knows that Elin and Earl were very close. And maybe with this commercial, Elin would feel that if EAarl was Alive, he would want the both of them back together as a Family again for the sake of the Marriage and the Children.

If it is True that the Commercial was One Big Manipulation,  Shame on Tiger Woods……………..

TIGER WOODS SHOULD JUST GET DIVORCED, AND THEN FUCK ALL HE WANTS!!!!

April 11, 2010

Wood’s wife, Elin ‘The Slammer’ Nordegren is most likely watching the Masters. By Wood’s outburst the other day, Nordegren ‘The Slammer’ can see that a Tiger doesn’t change his stripes. Woods is most likely to cheat on The Slammer again.

And so what. Woods is young, and has a lot of money, and is Famous. He should be able to Fuck as many Broads as he wants. He just shouldn’t be Married. So, it’s simple Woods, JUST GET FUCKING DIVORCED!!!!! WHAT’S SO DIFFICULT ABOUT THAT???? GET DIVORCED, AND YOU LEAVE NORDEGREN, THEN FUCK AS MANY BROADS AS YOU WISH.

THE CAT’S OUT OF THE BAG, AND WE ALL KNOW YOU HAVE NO MORALS, SO WHY FAKE IT WITH ALL THIS SEX ADDICTION BULLSHIT. A GUY SHOULD BE ABLE TO FUCK WHOMEVER HE WANTS, JUST DON’T BE MARRIED, THAT’S ALL!!!!

THIS SEX ADDICTION BULLSHIT IS JUST AN EXCUSE, AND A WAY FOR THE SHRINKS TO GATHER MORE PATIENTS AND MAKE MORE MONEY!!! THE SHRINKS ARE PROBABLY ALSO FUCKING BEHIND THEIR LOVED ONES BACKS!!!!!

SO WOODS, IT’S SIMPLE, LEAVE NORDEGREN AND FUCK ALL YOU WANT, BECAUSE YOUR MASCARADE IS BLOWN ANYWAY, NO SENSE TRYING TO BULLSHIT ANYONE ANYMORE!!!

AND JUST AS A SIDE NOTE, I HOPE WOODS LOSES THE MASTERS BY A FEW STROKES, AND I HOPE THAT JACK NICHOLAS GOES DOWN IN HISTORY AS BEING THE BEST GOLFER EVER!!!

TIGER “THE BUDDHA” WOODS!!!!!!!

February 19, 2010

Tiger woods held his BOGUS Press Conference today!!!!

He wanted us to know that  >>

1) he was sorry for his indiscretions

2)  he was Buddhist but that he strayed from his Buddhist ways the past few years, which led him on the wrong path

3) his wife, Elin “The Slammer” Nordegren did not hit or attack him on that Thursday Night

4) he will never answer any questions from the Media regarding his Cheating, as that is between him and his Family

5) he wants to return to golf, but doesn’t know when he will return to playing golf again

I SAY THIS, BULLSHIT TO ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!!!!!

1) You’re not sorry to the Public about your Cheating Ways. I think you don’t think it is any of their Damn Business!!!

2) Who gives a Shit about your Buddhist Ways???? You didn’t, so neither do we!!!

3) Your Wife did beat the Crap out of you that Thursday Night when you were running for your life to get out of your Fucking House and away from the Slammer, getting into your SUV, smashing into a Tree after “The Slammer” bashed you and your Windows with your Own Golf Clubs. That’s one of the reasons you weren’t seen in Public for a while. The Tiger had to lick his Wounds. And if you had let the Cops into yor House, they would have arrested your Wife for Domestic Violence, you lying sack of Shit!!!

4) Still your same Arrogant Self, only answering questions from the media that you want to answer. Well, we’ll see how that plays out.

5) you know exactly what will be the Catalyst for you playing golf again. And that is what the Public Feedback is about your Bullshit Rehearsed Speech today!!! And de[pending on that, will dictate your return To Golf!!!

BTW, your Hugging your Mother at the end of your Rehearsed Speech was Very Touching. The Final Rehearsed Part of your Bullshit Speech!!! Nice the way the Camera Cut to your Mother & you for the last 8 minutes of your Bogus Speech.

Every Fucking part of this Speech was Rehearsed, and you probably paid a PR Firm Tons of Money for their Guidance. But Not Nearly as much Money as You Paid Your Wife to make Believe that she will be Staying with you!!!

Hey Tiger, If you love Golf so Much, why don’t you Quit the PGA Tour and go play in a Public Park for the Rest of your Life????

Oh, I see, it must not be just for the Love of Golf that you Play, BUT it must have something to do with The Hundreds Of Millions of Dollars you earn!!!!!

Tiger “The Buddha” Woods, you are One Big Full Of Shit Kinda Guy!!!!

TIGER “THE BOINKER” WOODS IS GOING TO SPEAK…………SORT OF!!!!

February 17, 2010

On Friday, Woods is going to Speak with a Handpicked group of his Buddies. But no questions will be allowed to be asked by any Outsiders because there won’t be Any!!!!!

HEY WOODS, I GOT AN IDEA…………….STAY HOME AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!! NOBODY’S GOING TO BUY YOUR APOLOGETIC SOB STORY WITH YOUR VIOLIN STRING’D ADDICTION TO SEX BULLSHIT!!! SO DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND JUST PLAY GOLF WITH YOUR WII AND STAY OFF THE LYNX!!!!!

YOU ADVERTISED YOURSELF AS A SELF RITEOUS, NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG, PERFECT GUY, AND YOU WERE NOT, SO NOW SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF BEING A REAL LIVE SCUMBAG!!! AND HOPEFULLY WE WON’T SEE YOU PULL OUT THE OLD RACE CARD!!!

 IT WAS NICE WATCHING YOU PLAY, BUT NOW IT’S TIME TO MOVE ON………..YOU WILL BE THE GUY THAT IF YOU DO GO BACK ON THE TOUR, EVERYONE WILL BE CHANGING THE CHANNEL, BECAUSE QUITE FRANKLY, NO ONE WANTS TO BE BOTHERED. IT IS ACTUALLY AN INSULT TO THE PUBLIC TO SET UP A PHONY PRESS CONFERENCE ON FRIDAY. YOU WERE A PHONY PIECE OF SHIT BEFORE, AND YOU CONTINUE TO BE A PHONY PIECE OF SHIT, BECAUSE THIS QUASI PRESS CONFERENCE IS A FARCE!!!!

I GOT ANOTHER IDEA, WHY DON’T YOU SHOW US THE PICS OF WHAT YOUR FACE LOOKED LIKE AFTER ELIN “THE SLAMMER” NORDEGREN SMASHED THE CRAP OUT OF IT!!! NOW THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING. I GUESS IT TOOK THIS LONG FOR YOUR FACE TO HEAL BEFORE YOU WERE ABLE TO FACE THE PUBLIC. IN ADDITION, YOUR HANDLERS PROBABLY TOLD YOU TO SEEK THE BS ADDICTION ROUTE, GET HELP, FINISH THE PROGRAM, PAY OFF YOUR FUCKING WIFE SO SHE MAKES BELIEVE SHE WILL BE STAYING WITH YOU, AND THEN GO OUT IN FRONT OF THE PUBLIC, AND GIVE THEM THE OLD SOB STORY OF APOLOGIES, ADDICTIONS, AND WHATEVER OTHER BULLSHIT YOU CAN SHOVE DOWN THE PUBLIC’S THROATS!!

I CAN HEAR THE VIOLIN STRINGS ALREADY!!!!

WHHAAA, WHHAAA, WHHAAA……………………………………………

Tiger Woods Is One Ugly Mother!!!!!

December 17, 2009

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Do you thing that guy, Tiger Woods, would have gotten that girl, Elin Nordegren, if that guy didn’t have a bunch of Money????

NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!

And even if he didn’t have as much money then as he does now, the writing was on the wall regarding Woods being the Best Golfer Ever, and The Endorsements and Money were sure to come!!! I wonder how much Woods was worth when Elin decided to Fuck Him and make him hers? And Believe me, Elin knew that Tiger was a Wonderer, or rather that his One Eyed Snake was!!!!

 

That girl was changing Diapers for a Living, knowing full well that it was only a matter of time until she met her SUGAR DADDY!!!!!! And there he was, Tiger “Boinker” Woods!!!!!

She got her Sugar Daddy, and Now she will have her $$100’s of Millions of Dollars. And if it is True That this Swede was a Cold Fish in Bed after she popped out 2 Babies, which was One of the Reasons that Tiger’s Prick Popped out of his pants so much, Then This Was All A Very Well Thought Out Plan by Elin ‘The Striker” Nordegren. And Believe me, being a Cold Fish wasn’t the Only way Elin was Making Tiger Wood’s Life Difficult. And I will goes as far as to say that it was probably Unbearable for Tiger to Be in the Same House With The Swede. And This must have been going on for a while.

Very hard To Prove, BUT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE TO ME. LIKE PIECES OF A JIGSAW PUZZLE FINALLY FITTING TOGETHER!!! ONLY The Boinker & The Striker, and their Domestic Help and Family know for Sure. But All of This Will Come Out During The Divorce of the Century!!!!!!

Elin Is Outta There!!!!!!!!

December 16, 2009

She is Getting a Divorce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………………Sweden, Here I come………..with 2 Kids and Loads of Money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess she realized that if she stayed, she may Kill Woods with an Iron Next time, instead of  just Injuring him.  Well, this is no Great Surprise. She doesn’t need to take Wood’s Shit! And Woods doesn’t need to get Smashed with a Club by his Wife.

Good riddance, Hasta La Vista, and All that Crap!!!!

Hello Oprah Winfrey, as I’m sure the Boinker will be doing an Interview Shortly. If only to beg his wife for Forgiveness on National TV. I can see it now, “Honey, I didn’t mean to Fuck 17 (making sure he has the correct number) Women. I am sorry I hurt you and the Children. Please Forgive me. I know that you need time to heal. I’m sooooooo Very Sorry”……………..As Oprah looks at Woods with Sympathetic eyes.

Elin says Woods will never Change…………….Really?, what a revelation.

“SHOW ME THE MONEY” TIGER WOODS!!!!!!!!!

December 12, 2009

The Boinker is in Deep Shit Now. His wife sees that Tiger “Boinker”  Woods was paying upwards of $15,000.00 to the Hookers he Fucked. She is probably not too  happy about that!!!!!!

Let’s not Forget that Elin, the Boinker’s Wife, committed domestic Violence upon her husband, Woods. Or let us just say Allegedly. In The Public’s Eye, there is No Doubt that Erin “The Slammer” Nordegren struck the Boinker in the face with a 9 Iron. I am sure one of the people “Close to the Family” will sell that Story to the Press in No Time!!!!!!

Everyone is Looking to make a Fortune from this story. Hey, Wood’s Wife is telling him to ‘SHOW HER THE MONEY,” so why shouldn’t everyone else?????!!!!!