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WAS THE TIGER WOODS COMMERCIAL ONE BIG MANIPULATION TO GET ELIN BACK?????

April 18, 2010

Tiger Woods had that Asshole Commercial Airing on the Golf Channel, ESPN, etc. I mentioned in an earlier Blog that the Commercial was most likely for his wife to see, to gain sympathy. I also said that Elin ‘The Slammer’ Nordegren would not be phased by this Commercial of Wood’s Father speaking to him. I thought that the Commercial was a Manipulation to get The Slammer to Cry, and get her to love him again, and feel sorry for him. I said that it would not work.

Apparently I was wrong regarding one thing and correct regarding another……..

1) Elin Nordegren was very close to Earl, Tiger Wood’s Father. They had an Excellent relationship with each other, and Elin could talk to Earl about anything. It is said that Earl was like a second Father to Elin. It is said that Elin had tears running down her face when she watched the Commercial, because she Missed Earl so much.

2) I was correct that the Commercial was One Big Manipulation on the part of Tiger Wood’s to get his Wife Elin Back, and to hit her right in the Heart, hr Emotional Heart, because he knows that Elin and Earl were very close. And maybe with this commercial, Elin would feel that if EAarl was Alive, he would want the both of them back together as a Family again for the sake of the Marriage and the Children.

If it is True that the Commercial was One Big Manipulation,  Shame on Tiger Woods……………..

TIGER WOODS DOUBLE STANDARD, AND FUZZY ZOELLER!!!

April 11, 2010

Everyone wants to forgive Tiger ‘The Boinker’ Woods, but Fuzzy Zoeller is bounced from the PGA a few years ago because of his collard greens remarks regarding The Boinker. Fuzzy was a Great representative of the game of Golf, and Tiger Woods is Not. Jack Nicholas is a Great Representative of the game of Golf, and Tiger Woods is Not. In fact, Jack Nicholas is a True, Great Representative of the sport of Golf, and his Standards are heads over heels over Woods. Even if Woods breaks Nicholas’s records, they are meaningless when you look at the total picture of what a Great Golfer truly is…………

Jack Nicholas is a Great Representative of the Game of Golf and Woods is NOT…………….

Golf is treated as a Sacred Sport, so I guess the players are held to a Higher Standard,. no matter how idiotic that may seem regarding the Holier than Thou sport of Golf, if you are going to hold players to a Higher standard, Woods is no exception. But I guess it’s that double standard, and Woods is lucky to be part black, as he gets the Double Standard second chance, while others like Zoeller and Daly are ostrocised for not holding true to the Holy values of the sport of Golf!!

TIGER “THE BUDDHA” WOODS!!!!!!!

February 19, 2010

Tiger woods held his BOGUS Press Conference today!!!!

He wanted us to know that  >>

1) he was sorry for his indiscretions

2)  he was Buddhist but that he strayed from his Buddhist ways the past few years, which led him on the wrong path

3) his wife, Elin “The Slammer” Nordegren did not hit or attack him on that Thursday Night

4) he will never answer any questions from the Media regarding his Cheating, as that is between him and his Family

5) he wants to return to golf, but doesn’t know when he will return to playing golf again

I SAY THIS, BULLSHIT TO ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!!!!!

1) You’re not sorry to the Public about your Cheating Ways. I think you don’t think it is any of their Damn Business!!!

2) Who gives a Shit about your Buddhist Ways???? You didn’t, so neither do we!!!

3) Your Wife did beat the Crap out of you that Thursday Night when you were running for your life to get out of your Fucking House and away from the Slammer, getting into your SUV, smashing into a Tree after “The Slammer” bashed you and your Windows with your Own Golf Clubs. That’s one of the reasons you weren’t seen in Public for a while. The Tiger had to lick his Wounds. And if you had let the Cops into yor House, they would have arrested your Wife for Domestic Violence, you lying sack of Shit!!!

4) Still your same Arrogant Self, only answering questions from the media that you want to answer. Well, we’ll see how that plays out.

5) you know exactly what will be the Catalyst for you playing golf again. And that is what the Public Feedback is about your Bullshit Rehearsed Speech today!!! And de[pending on that, will dictate your return To Golf!!!

BTW, your Hugging your Mother at the end of your Rehearsed Speech was Very Touching. The Final Rehearsed Part of your Bullshit Speech!!! Nice the way the Camera Cut to your Mother & you for the last 8 minutes of your Bogus Speech.

Every Fucking part of this Speech was Rehearsed, and you probably paid a PR Firm Tons of Money for their Guidance. But Not Nearly as much Money as You Paid Your Wife to make Believe that she will be Staying with you!!!

Hey Tiger, If you love Golf so Much, why don’t you Quit the PGA Tour and go play in a Public Park for the Rest of your Life????

Oh, I see, it must not be just for the Love of Golf that you Play, BUT it must have something to do with The Hundreds Of Millions of Dollars you earn!!!!!

Tiger “The Buddha” Woods, you are One Big Full Of Shit Kinda Guy!!!!

TIGER “THE BOINKER” WOODS IS GOING TO SPEAK…………SORT OF!!!!

February 17, 2010

On Friday, Woods is going to Speak with a Handpicked group of his Buddies. But no questions will be allowed to be asked by any Outsiders because there won’t be Any!!!!!

HEY WOODS, I GOT AN IDEA…………….STAY HOME AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!! NOBODY’S GOING TO BUY YOUR APOLOGETIC SOB STORY WITH YOUR VIOLIN STRING’D ADDICTION TO SEX BULLSHIT!!! SO DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND JUST PLAY GOLF WITH YOUR WII AND STAY OFF THE LYNX!!!!!

YOU ADVERTISED YOURSELF AS A SELF RITEOUS, NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG, PERFECT GUY, AND YOU WERE NOT, SO NOW SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF BEING A REAL LIVE SCUMBAG!!! AND HOPEFULLY WE WON’T SEE YOU PULL OUT THE OLD RACE CARD!!!

 IT WAS NICE WATCHING YOU PLAY, BUT NOW IT’S TIME TO MOVE ON………..YOU WILL BE THE GUY THAT IF YOU DO GO BACK ON THE TOUR, EVERYONE WILL BE CHANGING THE CHANNEL, BECAUSE QUITE FRANKLY, NO ONE WANTS TO BE BOTHERED. IT IS ACTUALLY AN INSULT TO THE PUBLIC TO SET UP A PHONY PRESS CONFERENCE ON FRIDAY. YOU WERE A PHONY PIECE OF SHIT BEFORE, AND YOU CONTINUE TO BE A PHONY PIECE OF SHIT, BECAUSE THIS QUASI PRESS CONFERENCE IS A FARCE!!!!

I GOT ANOTHER IDEA, WHY DON’T YOU SHOW US THE PICS OF WHAT YOUR FACE LOOKED LIKE AFTER ELIN “THE SLAMMER” NORDEGREN SMASHED THE CRAP OUT OF IT!!! NOW THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING. I GUESS IT TOOK THIS LONG FOR YOUR FACE TO HEAL BEFORE YOU WERE ABLE TO FACE THE PUBLIC. IN ADDITION, YOUR HANDLERS PROBABLY TOLD YOU TO SEEK THE BS ADDICTION ROUTE, GET HELP, FINISH THE PROGRAM, PAY OFF YOUR FUCKING WIFE SO SHE MAKES BELIEVE SHE WILL BE STAYING WITH YOU, AND THEN GO OUT IN FRONT OF THE PUBLIC, AND GIVE THEM THE OLD SOB STORY OF APOLOGIES, ADDICTIONS, AND WHATEVER OTHER BULLSHIT YOU CAN SHOVE DOWN THE PUBLIC’S THROATS!!

I CAN HEAR THE VIOLIN STRINGS ALREADY!!!!

WHHAAA, WHHAAA, WHHAAA……………………………………………

Is Tiger “Boinker” Woods Retiring From Golf????????????

December 11, 2009

At least for the moment. He says he has to be a better Man, Husband and Father…………..I say…………………

NO SHIT SHERLOCK, YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You should have thought of had that Brainstorm before you started sticking your cock in every hole you could find!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The PGA is crying over The Boinker’s Semi-Retirement, as without The Boinker, the PGA will most likely lose half their audience in addition to Millions of Dollars in Revenue from Advertisers  and the like.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the PGA is paying the Boinker’s Sponsors like Nike, Gatorade and others Big Bucks to keep him on the Payroll. If the Sponsors drop the Boinker, that will be the Death Noll for the PGA and the Boinker.The advertisers should grow a set of Balls and drop The Boinker like the Asshole he is. If it was anyone else besides The Boinker that pulled the Shit that he did, you can bet the farm that the Sponsors would have dropped that person already. i guess if it was Woods who Hit his Wife instead of the other way around, there’s a good chance some Sponsors would have dropped him already. Maybe the Sponsors haven’t dropped The Boinker yet because most of the Head Honchos of Nike, Gatorade, etc., have also Cheated on their Wives!!!! and they don’t want to be seen as hypocrites.

If Woods never came back to the game of golf, WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT???

I Don’t, and neither should Anyone else. Life goes on. And so does Golf. And so do the 2 Wars that we are in. And so does the Poor state of the Economy. And so does the High Unemployment Rate., and on and on and on. You get the idea.

Btw, I mentioned in my other Post that Tiger “Boinker” Woods should do commercials for The Bunny Ranch. Maybe he can get Trojan as a Sponser. Which begs the question; Did Tiger Woods use Condoms when he Fucked all of these Women, which included Porno Stars and the like. Yeah…………he must have, as I am sure that the Well Being of his wife was Foremost in his Mind.   Yeah, right, and if you believe that one, I got a SpaceShip that landed in the Forest that I want to show you!!!!!!!!!