Posted tagged ‘Joran Van Der Sloop’

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO JORAN VAN DER SLOOP??????????

July 10, 2010

This Asshole Van Der Snot has not been in the news lately. Why is this??

He supposedly is still in Peru. Have we all gone on to the Next Story, and this Animal will just be Tucked away in a Peruvian Prison, until he is Eventually Accidentally Killed in Prison, after he is Ravishly Raped by the Inmates. If so, so ne it. But at least let the Public know what’s going on.

Did he admit to other Murders of Young Innocent Women. Is he an International Serial Killer??? Has he lost 50 lbs. in Jail?? Is he on a Hunger Strike?? Don’t let him get too thin, as his Inmates would like him to have some Meat on him so they have something to Hold on to while they Pound his Ass all Day & All Night Long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JORAN VAN DER SLOOP CONFESSES TO MURDER IN PERU!!!

June 8, 2010

joran van der snot confesses to Peruvian Authorities, saying he murdered Stephanie in the Hotel Room because she looked on her Laptop, and saw that van der snot was questioned for the Murder of Natalee Holloway in Aruba. When Stephanie questioned van der snot about the issue, he says he snapped and killed Stephanie.

Van Der Snot is going to the scene of the crime later today, with Law Enforcement, to re-enact the Murder.

The only thing that rings true about the Confession is that vander snot Butchered this poor Girl!!!!

Bye-Bye van der snot….May you enjoy the next 35 years in a Peruvian Prison, and a Bat up your Fucking Ass every Fucking Day for the Next 35 Years……..and then afterwards, Face Extortion Charges in The USA, but maybe before, the Asshole Cops in Aruba will have the Guts to Prosecute you for the Murder of Nancy Holloway, after you most likely Confess to that Murder also, seeing that your Life is Basically over, and with your Ego, you will not be able to help yourself, and will Brag about the Murder in Aruba. In addition, this Scumbag is most likely Guilty of a whole bunch of Unsolved Murders across the World in the Past 5 Years, and Prior, and hopefully will Confess to those Murders also.

Most likely, this Scumbag won’t last the 35 Years, and will take the Easy way out, and End it All. Or maybe he will meet his demise at the Hands of His Fellow Boyfriends……errrrr Inmates. And I doubt Peru has Protective Custody in their Prisons, so van der snot will be spending his Years in General Population. And I have a feeling that his fellow Inmates will welcome a Handsome boy from the Netherlands, with his Blonde Hair and Blue Eyes. van der snot will be passed around like a Bag of Ice in the Sahara Desert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!